May 2013
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shaggy2pope:
there was this guy at my school in grade nine who was notorious for never taking his shades off and i remember he was leaving the school and he actually did a raffle to give away his shades on his last day and at the assembly they drew it and he gave the winner his shades and immediately produced another pair from somewhere on his person and put them on like lightning fast so tl;dr...
meladoodle:
grizzlygrandma:
meladoodle:
zooey deschanel came on tv today and my dad said “whoops better change de schanel”
So many fucking Lols comin out my dick right nao
you should probably get that checked out
canderemy:
excuse you
idkmanlarryfeels:
lauren-elizzabeth:
jncera:
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miss-doctorwho:
stantanalopez:
i was looking through all of my old documents on my computer and i stumbled across a really long one with 25 pages and i read the wHOLE THING and when i got to the very end
i saw this
so i got excited and looked underneath my mattress but instead i found this
why
wow past you was a bitch
